- Teacher: We don't need to write the coefficient of 1.
- Student: Why not?
- Teacher: We assume the one is already there.
- Student: Didn't anyone ever tell you when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me? -___-
It’s been a while. :P I missed you. <3
You see a fat lady and you talk shit until she walks by, and your friend beside you knows who they are and says hello.
You spontaneously stay over a friend’s and they can’t have company, so you sleep in the closet and hold your bladder for hours until their mom leaves for work.